Politics in the Czech Republic is often entertainingly counter-intuitive.  The green party here is (was) in a coalition with a party whose founder, Vaclav Klaus,  once called environmentalism as dangerous an ideology as Communism.  This election map may be familiar to many readers – the capital city votes for one party, and the surrounding rural areas the other.  Except here tradition is reversed, the capital voting for the center-right ODS and the countryside voting for the socialists.  And young people here are fanatically opposed to the leader of the Socialists, Jiri Paroubek.

We’ve encountered Pan Paroubek on Outsourced before. Perhaps the most irritating politician imaginable, he exudes sleazy populism unmatched since Diamond Joe Quimby.  His most recent sin was to help topple the current ODS-led Czech government during their EU presidency, which has almost entirely destroyed the credibility of post-communist governments in the eyes of the western EU.  In a semi-traditional move for czech politicians, he dumped his wife of 28 for a much younger blonde, who disgusted the nation by attesting to the sexiness of her new husband’s brain.  Oh, and as Prime Minister a few years ago he broke up a techno music festival with a merry round of police violence, which earned him the initial ire of many druggy youth.

Happily hitting the campaign trail after his stabbing and mutilation of the Czech EU presidency, Pan Paroubek has encountered an interesting phenomenon.  Youths have began pelting him with eggs at every campaign event possible.  An Anti-Paroubek facebook group called ‘An Egg for Paroubek in Every Town‘ has attracted over 50,000 members.  (Other amusing anti-Paroubek groups include ‘Paroubek for President, a Joke‘, ‘Will you find 1 Million people who hate Rath and Paroubek (20,000 members), and ‘Paroubek is a Shitty Piece of Fucking Fuck’, with 11,000 members.)

Paroubek made an appearance in Prague today near Jana’s office.  What occured at this farce of an election rally needs to be seen to be believed.  CLICK HERE (as I can’t figure out how to embed the video from the czech website).

If I have any political ideology it is as a free-speech fundamentalist, so I am a strong believer in allowing people the freedom to say stupid things.  Yet I find it hard to pity this opportunistic, failed mafioso as he is pelted with unfertilized chickens.  He fully intends to raise my taxes if he comes to power, which gives me reason enough to to support the egg-projecting youth.    Pelting Paroubek with eggs is, at its most basic level, a sign that the youth have embraced Hope and thrown off the Yolk of Apathy.