Oh CNN, how I’ve missed watching your reporters intrepidly face down hurricanes. Thanks to your hard-hitting journalism, I can see that it’s hard to stand around outside in a hurricane.
I particularly enjoyed a segment in which an indignant CNN reporter bombastically complained about a group of men hanging around outside in the storm, how dangerous it was and how they were putting themselves and rescue teams at risk. And she said this entirely without hypocrisy, as if the guy in running by in the santa suit had no idea that he just enjoyed his 15 seconds of fame on national TV. Moths to a flame, lady.
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